That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise
I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.
Oscar Wilde (via cosmiclovetsunami)
the road to success is under construction
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk